Like a good girl, I have been practising my yoga a few evenings a week. I lay my mat out on the living room floor and off I go.
However, Muddy the House Rabbit seems determined to join in.
When I stand with my feet wide apart, he runs around them in a figure of eight, accompanied by little leaps in the air every few seconds.
When I lay down on my front and push up my top half, he sits on the small of my back, occasionally pushing against my spine with his nose.
It is rather difficult to do ‘corpse’ pose properly with a fat white rabbit (don’t tell him I said he was fat) sitting on your chest with his paws on your chin.
And I discovered last night that my yoga mat has mysteriously developed little nibble-sized scalloped edges.