I just signed up for something called ‘Boot Camp’ at the Gym.
Now, that can’t be a good idea, can it?
After I signed, it ocurred to me to ask what time it was held. 6am.
But I get a free T-shirt in camouflage khaki green. Which will be handy if ever I need to blend into a background of… er… other people wearing camouflage khaki green t-shirts, presumably.