On Saturday night, I went out to a nearby hotel/bar with my flatmate and her friend. It was a ‘do’ organised by our gym, in fact.
Anyway, my flatmate (34) pulled a 26 year old and brought him home. Nice, smiley, friendly chap.
Her friend pulled a tall salsa-dancing German chap and disappeared.
I got followed round all night by a slightly stooped aircraft engineer wearing a bobble hat, who never blinked and who kept shouting “You’re hilarious!”.
Yes, my woolly-headed friend, but the difference between us is that I’M DOING IT INTENTIONALLY.
Now GO AWAY.