At a Christmas Party on Wednesday night – held, much to my huge delight, at the Sydney Aquarium – we were just coming out of the glass tunnel exhibit where sharks swim all around you (glee writ large on our faces) when this muppet of a girl stopped us on her way past and asked:
“Are the sharks worthwhile?”
Are the sharks worthwhile??? Well, dear, I expect that depends on whether you were expecting the sharks to be performing motorcycle tricks and feats of memory, perhaps juggling blindfolded turtles…
Are the sharks worthwhile. Sheesh.